One of the reasons why I started this blog was to comment on the quirks of life in Singapore and the many reasons why I love Singapore so much. (I said Singapore, didn’t mention anything about the government though)
So here is my own list of facts and observations which never fails to bring a smile to my face everytime i think of it. And also makes me think twice.
1) Only in Singapore do you see a lion dance troupe entirely made of non-Chinese performing in front of shops and hawker centres to receive ‘ang pows’. Seems like Singaporeans of all races have embraced each other religions and traditions. Or could the fact that the Straits Times reported that up to $760,000 worth of ‘ang pow’ is up for grabs in this CNY period for lion dance troupes.. Hmm..
2) Only in Singapore do people reserve seats at food courts using tissue papers. I never believed this, and took this to be a myth, until I saw it myself and was shocked. And the interesting thing is, I’ve only seen this habit in the slightly more ‘posh’ food courts frequented by working professionals and never in the noisy,smelly but wonderful mega-hawker centres.
3) Only in Singapore do people pay so much attention to their palette that even though they work at Pasir Panjang, they go to Ghim Moh to try out the famous char kway teow for lunch on Mondays, to Changi to try out the famous Nasi Lemak on Tuesdays, to Holland Village for the famous ‘Ipoh Hor Fun’ on Wednesdays, to Toa Payoh for the famous duck rice on Thursdays and finally to the local cafeteria on Friday because of too much work piled during the weekday while hunting for food.
4) Building on from point 3, Only in Singapore do people queue at a certain kway teow,nasi lemak,horfun,duck rice stall just because Makansutra,Food places Lost and Found,The Straits Times or their well informed security guard uncle said it was good. Even though there are about 3 other stalls nearby selling the same food. And even though the queue is about 10 people long while the other 3 stalls are empty, because Singaporeans simply must eat the food from the original source.
5) Only in Singapore do people join a queue just because there are others in the queue. Think of HDB allocation of flats, Toto, the famous shop selling the original (insert food name), and Hello Kitty. Think we have a over-ride program in our heads, “If x number of people queue at a certain place, whatever they are queueing for must be good and hence I have to join in and if not, I risk losing out on something which I don’t even know what it is about in the first place”.
6) Only in Singapore do you have ‘void decks’, which is quite a oxymoron because these’decks’ are hardly ‘void’. Because one week have Chinese funeral, the next having a Malay wedding, the next having a party and a get to know the ‘residents who do not know you or vote for you, but have no choice because there was no contest at the latest General Elections’ session for the MP of an un-named political party.
7) And finally, (for the time being), Only in Singapore do children play soccer in these ‘void decks’ even though there is a ’No playing football’ sign. All the dribbling around the pillars, avoiding hitting people walking past, running helter-skelter once someone spots a police car and getting a earful from a concerned citzen certainly does wonders for the Singapore national team. Last time i played, whoever hit the above mentioned sign got a point extra.