Yeah the title is lengthy and weird, but that’s what exactly I’m going to talk about. Sorry for the lack of imagination. I spent quite a bit of time in India falling sick or having this infection or that, so this post is dedicated to that.
When I landed in Tamil Nadu towards the last week of May, I was rather exciting and was raring to go, wanting to experience a good holiday. And eating good food is definitedly part of having a good experience.
So once I landed in India, I was all Anthony Bourdain-ish. Eating all kinds of street food, never refusing a chance to drink at the local tea shop and just savouring and marveling at the variety of vegetarian food on offer. (and cheap too).

I was a happy man, until what probably only happens in the out-takes of Anthony Bourdain’s show happened.I was down with food poisoning and was reduced to just eating diluted porridge and if my stomach was up to it, some herbal soup.
It is not a very pleasant feeling when you suddenly wake up at 7am because you feel something is rising in your throat, and run to the front door, only to realise in horror that it is locked, and now you frantically run to the back door, only to lose the race against your semi-disgested dinner from yesterday.
And so my Mum ordered me to wash up and I took a long shower. I was given a coffee to drink to feel better. But within 5 minutes I was at my front yard hurling the coffee out. (thankfully door wasn’t locked) And so this went on 2 days before I was able to eat something solid.
While all this was happening, my eye suddenly decided to protest and started turning red. At first I thought it was something to do me wearing contacts; but even after that the reddness didn’t drop until I used some strong eye drops.
This is how my eye looked: 
And if that was not enough:
You see, I was cutting my toenail when I had a very small cut because I cut too close too the skin. Normally in Singapore I would have just ignored it and it would have healed by itself. Ahh.. But since the village I was in so dusty, dust started entering the wound and pus started growing. Every morning I would spend some removing the pus because even the pus had become so dirty with exposure.
So instead of healing naturally, the wound starting swelling and imagine a wave crashing on the beach; likewise the swollen flesh covered half of my toe nail and wound promptly closed up. But since it wasn’t fully healed, it was still painful.
After delaying for 2 weeks I went to see the doctor. (I didn’t exactly trust the doctors in my village) So I explained to the doctor:
Me: “Sir, my flesh is a bit swollen, nothing wrong with the nail. So is it alright if you make 2 small slits at the flesh and squeeze out all the excess flesh?”
Doc: “Hmm ok, but this is different more like an ingrown toenail. Why don’t you proceed to the operating table first?”
I was lying at the operating table thinking it’ll be quick one. The doctor entered with 2 nurses and asked the nurse for a injection of some substance. He was just looking casually at my toe and without any warning, just plunged the needle into my toe! Because my toe was rather sensitive to pain, I felt as if my heart just jumped.
(Was thinking of including a pic of my swollen toe here, but decided it was too disgusting)
And even before I could recover, or for that matter of fact, the painkillers to kick in, he took out a pair or scissors with 2 extra pointy bits at the end and shoved it into the gap between the toe and nail. He then proceeds to tear and twist and tear some more until half of the nail is torn out. The painkillers only kicked in as he made the final tear.
I have no idea how an ingrown toenail is removed in Singapore, but it is definitedly not in the manner above which more of a butcher at work. But my toe did recover fully and I didn’t have to amputate it or something.
It’s a good thing my red eye healed pretty fast or they would have just plucked my eye out to give a good cleaning!